I know what your thinking, bullshit, but it did happen and even here in our fair hamlet. The Tuscaloosa news has an article here about the two men one wearing a Spiderman mask robbing both a Waffle House and a branch of The Alabama Credit Union. Our favorite part is that the picture shows that this clearly is not the real Spiderman. Would the real Spidy hop up on the desk for a close up of his face? Well maybe I hear his musical is tanking, probably need the pub. His sidekick also looks to be doing the Dougie. Maybe Tuscaloosa is where Spidy and his friends come for spring break. This probably happened after their second “Crazy Bucket” at Harry’s. Anyone who can identify the men is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 205-752-STOP (7867). Information that leads to an arrest can net a reward of up to $1,000.